My uterus is not the Ritz-Carlton no matter how fabulous & cozy you think it is in there. Also, this is not on an all-inclusive paid vacation. I know all these Christmas cookies taste delicious but I’m tired of eating for two. You have two weeks to pack up & leave or we’ll be forced to evict you. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
All my love, Mommy 🙂
PS. This Saturday is “Hug A Ginger Day” – That might be a nice day for a birthday.